British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Chavs are grossest.)
[] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 3

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something.
Total: 3

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 6

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion. )
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3